My J.B. Long-Replacement Wish List

Originally Published: Nov 23, 2009 9:7 PM CDT

Enough is enough. For the last two weeks we've been subjected to an overt barrage of subtle and not-so-subtle efforts from J.B. Long to try to lure Bob Stoops to Notre Dame. Well I'm drawing a line in the sand!

We should have seen the signs. Why would a Notre Dame grad take a job in Oklahoma in the first place? In hind sight it's so obvious. J.B. (if that's his real name) was planted here as a spy by Touchdown Jesus himself to coax Bobby Ballgame to South Bend if Weis weebled and wobbled and finally fell down.

He quietly acted like he was just an innocent observer of the Sooners from afar for the past couple years until two weeks ago. And then he struck like a serpent. Blog after blog. Hint after hint. 

I'm here to say....GET BEHIND ME SERPENT! I don't blame you Golden Domers for coveting the visor. But you're dreaming. Therefore, I am instead calling for the replacement of the double-agent himself, J.B. Long!

My wish list:

1) Kyle Dierking - The guy churns out 12 packages a day. That's the kind of work-ethic we like to see here at Oklahoma Sports

2) Mark Mangino - He's available and would be great for pre-Blitz pep talks.

3) Chad McKee - Since he became "Chat" McKee and a 1st block regular on the Big Show his ego is unmanagable.

The game is up Long.