Top Ten Thoughts...Woops

Thursday, May 26th 2011, 1:20 pm
By: News 9

Originally Published: Feb 1, 2010 3:31 PM CDT

Change in direction. I bored with the movie titles and bored with my own blogs, so I'm going strictly Top ten lists for awhile. This morning while retrieving the newspaper I slipped and fell on the ice in my front yard. I'm fine. I didn't hit my head like Dean or anything. But in the split second between loss of balance and crashing to the frozen are the Top Ten Thoughts that Crossed My Mind;

1) Don't hit your head like Dean.

2) I wonder if I'll bounce.

3) Did I take out enough life insurance.

4) Is anybody watching?

5) I can't remember seeing Willie Warren dunk the basketball one time this season. Last year he was a SportsCenter regular with his high-flying acrobatics. What's up with that?

6) It's 5:30 in the morning. If I can't get back up how long will it be before someone finds me in the front yard?

7) Maybe I can catch myself.

8) Is Dwight Freeney really hurt, or are the Colts just trying to distract the Saints into a different game plan and wasting practice time? Genious!

9) This is going to hurt.

10) I'm glad I haven't lost that 40 pounds yet that I'm trying to lose. It will come in handy right about now.