Rest in Peace...Glen?

Thursday, May 26th 2011, 1:20 pm
By: News 9

Originally Published: Jan 27, 2010 8:57 AM CDT

A truly sad week in the world of fast food dining. Glen "Taco" Bell has died at the age of 86...the man most responsible for me being the size of a medium hippopotamus. In his honor, I have written the following poetry;


Your name was Glen

That was a shock-oh!

How I have enjoyed

your crisp & crunchy taco.



or the sublime supreme,

Please hold the tomato

and add sour cream.


Gorditas, chalupas

and your Meximelt too.

The 4th meal is my favorite.

And for that...I thank you.


So well done Glen.

May you rest in peace.

Your life was as underrated

as your pintos and cheese.