Originally Published: Jul 23, 2010 7:12 PM CDT
Ive got to admit, Im hurt.
Chris Paul has named the four teams he wants to be traded to...and OKC isnt on the list! Whaddup CP3!?!?! I thought we had something special? I thought youd come running back to us first chance you had? All those smiles...all those wins...all those memories???
Now youre all googly-eyed over the bright lights and glitz of Broadway and Disney World and Big "D." WELL THEYRE FAKE CHRIS!!! (compose yourself Toby.......ok) Is that what you want? Silicone franchises that tease you but are incapable of true love? Fine! BE THAT WAY!
Weve got a point guard anyway..and hes really good...so...so we dont need you anymore! Youve changed CP3...IF THATS INDEED YOUR NAME?!? (Breathe...paper bag) I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE ANYMORE! IM GLAD YOU DONT WANT TO COME HERE. WE DONT HAVE ROOM FOR YOU ANYWAY YOU BIG JERK.
(If something changes and you decide to come here I take all this back and you can stay at our house until you find a place.)